I am a loser. I am a fool. I’ve made bad life decisions. I’m deluded. I’m delusional. I am sad. I need more friends. I’m immature. I’m ugly. I hate my body. My voice is terrible. I’m too kind. I’m too forgiving. I’m too passive. I allow myself to be taken advantage of by other adults and people I believe to be close to me. I can’t find a job. I was fired wrongfully. I’m broke. I only eat once a day or every other day as a result. I want nicer things. I can’t sleep at night. My car is drivable, but a joke. I try too hard. End.